Alphabet 2.0 (aka, wrong as hell)
Today I’ll be critiquing some random throwaway alphabet book. It’s pretty generic, but it also enjoys the distinction of having 100% market saturation – meaning every parent in America owns this book in some form. I think they have a small dumpster filled with them at the hospital, and when you get discharched you simply reach in and grab one. It’s right next to the dumpster that you throw a few thousand dollars into.
The setup: They do the alphabet with photos. There’s a subplot about a prostitute from New Orleans, but it seems forced and out of place, so we mostly skip it.
The plot: See above. It’s images and words; plots are far too high-fallootin for this genre.
What works: the “M”onkey picture is kinda amusing. Abby was always in love this book, so we have a guaranteed “win” with her if we ever mention it.
What fails miserably: See photo below.
I don’t know what they trying to pull, laying out the book this way. But I’ll just make my point by asking you a question:
Guess what letter my kids think “dog” stands with??
Thanks, books. Thanks for whatever the reverse of teaching is.
Hey David,
I’m sending a book for you to critique. Looking forward to your reaction.
By the way, years ago in Cincinnati, the local and renowned children’s show host, Uncle Al, did a little “letter lesson” each day. It was the “a is for apple ” type thing. The letter P was illustrated with the object PHONE!.